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I Get a Giggle

Sometimes, we get comments from people.   Sometimes, they are good.   Sometimes, they are bad.   Sometimes, they are awesome.

Egg Head and Beard Face here both have a classic case of SS, or Santa Clause Syndrome. The only reasn they’re atheist-humanist-communists is because they’re mad at God because he gave them egg heads, beard faces and/or small dicks. There’s just no other reason to be an atheist. it’s a FACT.

This one comes to us from someone who claims to have a pretty boring name, with an IP that resolves to somewhere in Manitoba of all places.

First, one has to go to a doctor if their head is not at least vaguely egg-shaped.   But “Beard Face”?

This is Captain Kangaroo as Insult Master.

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Sam Mulvey is a producer and the technical brain behind Ask an Atheist. He is a collector of vinegar varieties, vintage computers, antique radios, and propaganda.

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Michael July 24, 2010 at 12:04 am

All I can say is:
Apathy is NOT a virtuous act and should be held with civil contempt.

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